Welcome to Chairman Mayo
If anything, this is a welcome message to myself. I'm not convinced anyone will want to read this blog, let alone this post - even myself. But all things begin somewhere.
So, why Chairman Mayo?
No good reason. In one of those lame-o pun moments, it occurred to me that if I were to one day open a sandwich restaurant, I'd call it "Chairman Mayo." Of course, I have no plans of doing so - a more reasonable aspiration might be to lobby to get the name in the background of a street scene on The Simpsons (somewhere between the Try-N-Save and I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm.)
An auxiliary reason is to come up with something not repeated a bazillion times on the internet, so my imaginary audience might be able to find the damned thing. But that's a no-go already - a quick Google search shows almost 700 other Chairman Mayo entries. Amazingly, most of these are actual chairmen of actual organizations, men who actually have the first or last name of Mayo.
Can you imagine voluntarily seeking out such a position, and title? Spending the next few years with people addressing you as "Chairman Mayo," and having the more worldly ones snigger each time they say it? If my name was Mayo, I wouldn't be applying for those jobs, or I'd demand a title change as a condition of employment.
Other Chairmen Mayos:
- Chairman (Wayne) Mayo of the Texas Appraiser Licensing Board
- Chairman Mayo A. Shattuck III of Constellation Energy
- Chairman (Michael) Mayo Sr. of the Milwaukee County Economic and Community Development Committee
posted by Chairman Mayo at 12:20 AM
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